Pardon Our Dust!
Due to the malicious actions of a low-life hacker, all of the sites in the Helper Monkey Network were ruthlessly brought down recently. Fortunately, all was not lost, and we’re able to rebuild (and make it tougher for those oxygen thieves to do this to us again!) but things might look at little ‘off’ for a bit while we get things put back to rights.
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It’s You… As a Drink!
Each Character Cocktail is designed based on your personality, likes and preferences. You don’t need to have a vast knowledge of liquor, liqueurs and mixers–I’ve got you covered there. You won’t need to break the bank to make the drink yourself because I use ingredients that are widely available or easily ordered. What you will get is a thoroughly tested recipe with clear directions on how to make it.
It’s You… On the Art!
Each Character Cocktail recipe is presented as a ready-to-frame piece of art. No two Character Cocktails are the same because no two people are the same; the art reflects the information and impression I get from your Cocktail Profile. Art is 8-by-10-inches and features a mix of ink, watercolors, pencils and the occasional bit-o-bling–it depends on your personality!
It’s You… At your Best!
Each Character Cocktail is created with you–the best of you–in mind. There are no bad days in a Character Cocktail, all we want for you is the fun, luxury and pampering you’ve earned. Whether for a special birthday, to celebrate a wedding anniversary (or divorce!) or just because it’s Tuesday, a Character Cocktail will always be yours and only yours.
You deserve a little something special!
Let me help you get what you deserve.
(Psst! Non-alcoholic cocktails are available, too, for the not-quite-21 set, kids parties or folks who just choose not to drink alcohol.)
